“Because you know, when the bible was written, and then rewritten, and then edited, and then re-edited, then translated from dead languages and then re-retranslated and re-edited again, then re-re-re-edited, and then re-translated, and then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts out, and then re-edited and re-translated and given to the pope for him to approve, and then re-edited and re-written— all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years after they had happened to people who didn’t know how to write… I guess what I’m trying to say is, the bible is literally the world’s oldest game of telephone.”

 

David Cross 

Nem ígérhetem, hogy utoljára mondom: a Homeland minden másodperce epic!

"HEY INTERNET. I’M GOING TO INSULT YOU UNTIL YOU START WATCHING HOMELAND." 

"God, literally every second in Homeland EPIC CRAZY SHIT." 

"Holy shit it is awesome. Love it." 

"Definitely one of the highlights of the year and is turning into one of my favourite shows ever."

"WHY AREN’T YOU WATCHING HOMELAND MOTHERFUCKERS???"

"Dexter is almost unwatchable after Homeland. This show is falling a-fucking-part."

"Carrie Mathison all day every day."

"Catching up on Homeland: Mandy Patinkin is eating peanut butter with a ruler to the tune of “My Funny Valentine. How do more people not love this show?” 

“-What’s in Geneva?

-Cuckoo clocks.” 

“You’ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to your male peers… You will be a floozy and a slattern. He will be virile and a ladies’ man. You will be a freakshow, a retching wretch, a sloppy drunk. He will be charismatic, vainglorious, a ferocious drunk and Dionysian. You will be indiscriminate and desperate. He will be generous, tortured and driven.” 

Courtney Love