Óóóóóó! Ókvord póz válogatás! 

“Sometimes it seems like we’re all living in some kind of prison. And the crime is how much we hate ourselves. It’s good to get really dressed up once in a while. And admit the truth: that when you really look closely? People are so strange and so complicated that they’re actually… beautiful. Possibly even me.” 

Mindig jusson eszedbe!

Vannak azok a programok Amerikában, hogy fognak néhány idióta gyereket, akiket már elkaptak párszor rosszalkodás közben (ivás, lopás, verekedés, drog), és beviszik őket egy börtönbe, csak hogy lássák, hogy hova is tartanak. Röhögve mennek be, mert nagyon menőnek gondolják magukat, aztán jön a sírás...Erről szól a Beyond Scared Straight dokusorozat (mekkora cím!).

Minden program máshogy működik, de általában csak néhány börtönlakó ordítozik a kissrácokkal, a többiek inkább csak döngetik a cellaajtót. Na ezt itt most egy kicsit máshogy történik, beszaratás ON: 

 Gondolataim focinézés közben...

Craig Ferguson nap!  Teljesen addiktív a csávó, imádom.

Na ezt még ideupdateelem. Lenyűgöző, hogy mennyire sehova nem tartanak ezek az interjúk, és mégis. A kötelező "kínos szünet" a kedvenc részem mindig.

Ez vagy jól van összerakva, vagy talán tényleg jó lesz... 

The Awkward Moment When...azt hiszed, hogy a töltöttszájúak és állógallérosok lassan hazaindulnak a céges karácsonyból, de rájössz, hogy ez maga a Jamie Woon-közönség...

Whoopi is the new Jack Donaghy!

szerintem a szék volt

"I'm sitting in Nicole's chair so I'm going to critique like Nicole (Scherzinger):

I believe in you, you believe in me, you transcend the universe, God is smiling on you, life is a waterfall and you are the ultimate rainbow."

Simon Cowell 

Mindketten (Chris Messina&Rashida Jones) a cukilistám tetején ücsörögnek, szóval elrontani nálam nem nagyon lehetett ezt a filmet. 

Hola szusim???????????????????????????????

De kurvára unom, hogy mindenhol ugyanazok a hírek futnak!! A Zinternet pont azért lenne tök jó dolog, mert százezerfelé kanyarog, nem pedig egy irányba zúz...

Na ezek nagyjából kijavították a tegnapi SAG bugyutaságokat (Gosling, Poehler, Homeland bosszúállás!):

És ezzel már játszani is lehet (mondjuk a comedy series még mindig nevetséges):

Best Picture, Comedy/Musical:

The Artist

Bridesmaids

Midnight in Paris

My Week with Marilyn

50/50 

Best Picture, Drama:

The Help

The Descendants

Hugo

The Ides of March

Moneyball

Warhorse 

Best Actress, Comedy:

Michelle Williams, "My Week With Marilyn"

Charlize Theron, "Young Adult"

Kristin Wiig, "Bridesmaids"

Kate Winslet, "Carnage"

Jodie Foster, "Carnage"

Best Actor, Comedy

Jean Dujardin, “The Artist"

Owen Wilson, "Midnight in Paris"

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, "50/50"

Brendan Gleeson, "The Guard"

Ryan Gosling, "Crazy, Stupid, Love"

Best Actress, Drama:

Meryl Streep, “The Iron Lady”

Glenn Close, “Albert Nobbs”

Viola Davis, “The Help”

Rooney Mara, “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo”

Tilda Swinton, “We Need to Talk About Kevin”

Best Actor, Drama:

George Clooney, The Descendants

Leonardo DiCaprio, J. Edgar

Brad Pitt, Moneyball

Ryan Gosling, The Ides of March

Michael Fassbender, Shame

Best Director:

Alexander Payne, The Descendants

Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist

George Clooney, Ides of March

Martin Scorsese, Hugo

Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris

Best Supporting Actress:

Octavia Spencer, The Help

Bérénice Bejo, The Artist

Shailene Woodley, The Descendants

Jessica Chastain, The Help

Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs

Best Supporting Actor:

Christopher Plummer, Beginners

Kenneth Branagh, My Week With Marilyn

Albert Brooks, Drive

Jonah Hill, Moneyball

Viggo Mortensen, A Dangerous Method

TV Series, Drama (csak kábeles!!!!):

American Horror Story

Boardwalk Empire

Boss

Game of Thrones

Homeland

TV Series, Comedy:

Enlightened

Episodes

Glee

Modern Family

New Girl

TV Actress, Comedy:

Lauren Dern, Enlightenment

Zooey Deschanel, New Girl

Tina Fey, 30 Rock

Laura Linney, The Big C

Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation

TV Actress, Drama:

Claire Danes, Homeland

Mireille Enos, The Killing

Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife

Madeleine Stowe, Revenge

Callie Thorne, Necessary Roughness

TV Actor, Drama (és megint, csak kábeles!!!):

Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire

Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad

Kelsey Grammar, Boss

Jeremy Irons, The Borgias

Damian Lewis, Homeland

TV Actor, Comedy

Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock

David Duchovny, Californication

Johnny Galecki, The Big Bang Theory

Thomas Jane, Hung 

Matt LeBlanc, Episodes

Best Supporting Actor, TV

Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones

Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail

Guy Pearce, Mildred Pierce

Tim Robbins, Cinema Verite

Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family

Best Supporting Actress, TV

Jessica Lange, American Horror Story

Kelly Macdonald, Boardwalk Empire

Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey

Sofia Vergara, Modern Family

Evan Rachel Wood, Mildred Pierce

Best Mini-series of TV Movie

The Hour

Downton Abbey

Cinema Verite

Mildred Pierce 

Too Big to Fail

Best Actor in a TV Mini-Series or Movie

Hugh Bonneville, Downton Abbey

Idris Elba, Luther

William Hurt, Too Big to Fail

Bill Nighy, Page Eight

Dominic West, The Hour

“There are so many different ways to be connected to people. There are the people you feel this unspoken connection to although there’s not even a word for it..There are the people who have known you forever, who know you in this way that other people can’t because they’ve seen you change. They’ve let you change…” 

Komolyan bazmeg, ezek melyik párhuzamos univerzumban néznek tévét/filmet? 

Update: Oké, nem én őrültem meg, a nép haragja elsöpri a SAG Awards-ot! Szemezgetés csak az utóbbi néhány perc terméséből, röhögve:

I have an abundance of problems with the SAG Awards. Am I alone on this? 

No Shannon, Dunst, Fassbender, Mulligan, Brooks, Theron, Woodley, Kingsley, or Oswalt. It's official. SAG is the worst.

WHY. IS. GLEE. STILL. BEING. NOMINATED. FOR. AWARDS. #SAG

If the SAG Awards list is anything to go by, the Golden Globes & Emmys are gonna suck. How can they totally ignore Homeland? Totally?!? 

Dexter but no Jennifer Carpenter? What the fuck is goin on here???

Here's a SAG nomination I can get behind: Jessica Lange, American Horror Story. The rest are ridiculous.

WTF? Wrong. So. Fucking. Wrong. R: @sepinwall: I figured Claire Danes was a lock to win the SAG award for drama actress. Not even nominated.

Boo no Connie Britton, Parks & Rec and Amy Poehler!

Still, Claire Danes absolutely had to be on every best actress list. The SAG snub is plain ridiculous, no matter what other nominees did.

For awards that actually include "Comedic Ensemble" it is so frustrating that SAG missed the top 2 best in Community and Parks&Rec.

No one even seen the Marilyn Monroe movie fuckers!

Sigh at the SAG award noms. Absolutely none for Parks and Rec or Amy Poehler? Even Glee got an ensemble nod...

Some asshole at the SAG thinks Patrick J. Adams is better than Damian Lewis and that Kathy Bates HARRYS LAW shit better than Claire Danes.

Any award show that nominates Hot in Cleveland for things is completely irrelevant. SAG awards, more like STUPID awards, AMIRITE?

Glad I didn't wake up early for the SAG nominees. No Fassbender. No Shannon. Total crock.

I just seen the nominations for the SAG awards and I am shocked that Ryan Gosling and Albert Brooks didn't got acting nominations for Drive.

... makes the SAG Awards ridiculous and not worthy of attention, I'm annoyed by so many things in so many areas"

This season of Dexter was nominated for a SAG award? Breaking News: Don't trust the SAG awards.

My thoughts exactly. These noms are full of WTF.

No Amy Poehler, no PARKS/REC, No COMMUNITY, No HOMELAND, No Claire Danes, No Busy Philipps, No Jim Parsons 

I cannot contain my rage at the SAG awards for snubbing #Community for Jon Cryer and fucking Glee

SAG awards I have 3 letters for you WTF? Seriously? What a fucked up way to start the Award season.

On the other hand, the SAG TV nominations are just AWFUL! No Homeland or Claire Danes! No Parks and Recreation, Poehler, or Offerman! 

@AwardsDaily will the HFPA have the balls that SAG didn't to nominate Fassbender??

SAG noms recap w/ Sam Rubin but where are the SAG noms for my fave show w/ Kelsey Grammar, "BOSS" on Starz?!

The SAG award noms out: where actors gives themselves & their friends awards and expect us to care about it. Oh boy!

A kajarendelésben nem csak az a szuper, hogy nem kell főzni, de utána még mosogatni sem szükséges! Jupiii!

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